like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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