You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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