My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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