Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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