Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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