oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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