Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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