i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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