well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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