then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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