I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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