If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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