You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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