google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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