White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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