Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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