based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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