K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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