Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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Sober January is a disaster.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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