susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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