I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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