Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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