I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize