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**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
should my penis look like a turkey
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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