Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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