if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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