so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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