So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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