i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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