we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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