Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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