Sry I called you an 8
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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