What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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