my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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