I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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