I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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