Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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