After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize