He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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