Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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