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I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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