I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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