Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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