I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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