Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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