How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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