So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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