Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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