I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Randomize