ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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